June 2011
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I am looking after an Aunt’s cockatiel while she is in Europe. So far the bird has managed to fly into mirror in my room three times, the mirror in the bathroom four times and I have lost count of the amount of times the dumbass has crashed into the glass sliding door in the lounge room. 
Jun 24th
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Why I hate people.
Much to my horror I had to get a new pair of shoes, so I went to the largest Mall/Shopping Center/Hive of scum and villainy. I found a pair of shoes and just as I am thinking I can get the fuck out of there my bladder tells me “you may want to use the bathroom before leaving this place, since there is another 20 minutes in the car bro”. I should never have listened to my bladder. I...
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IHC After Dark: Former French jailbait hooker...
iheartchaos: You remember in the last World Cup, several members of the French soccer team got in a bit of trouble for banging an underage prostitute? Well now that (former) prostitute is now 18 and modeling lingerie. Yeah, she’s 18. Oh, how kids grow up these days. Read More
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