As I am unloading the truck full of stuff that I...
Mom: What is that?
Me: It's a transmission.
Mom: What do you need that for?
Me: I'm going to use it.
Mom: Why is it in here?
Me: This one and I are friends.
Mom: Is it going to leak on my carpet?
Mom: Don't you already have a transmission under the back deck? Why do you need this one?
Me: This one has 6 forward gears.
Me: We don't throw things like this away. This is the good stuff. It's going to sit next to my bed. He'll be a low maintenance tenant of my room. I'll be back for it.
The Black Angels. Look them up they’re good.
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Beard is gone and now I feel naked.
…..there is 107 of you now.